Official Im Drunk As Fuck And Have A Gun In My Pocket Text Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Fresh Design, Premium Fabric โ Printed Just for You
You know that one piece in your closet you reach for every single time? This is about to be it. Printed on premium Gildanยฎ fabric with colors that stay bold wash after wash.
๐ธ Donโt let the mockup fool you โ this isnโt just a tee. Get this design on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.
The Good Stuff
- ๐จ Fade-Proof Color โ Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
- ๐งต Feels Like a Hug โ Gildanยฎ fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
- ๐ Put It On, Forget Itโs There โ Thatโs how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
- ๐บ๐ธ Wear It With Pride โ Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.
Materials & Specs
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3โ6 oz) โ lightweight, breathable.
- Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester โ cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Pick Your Color & Size
Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:
Available Colors
Gildan 5000 โ Unisex T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 36 in (91.4 cm) |
| M | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) |
| L | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) |
| XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) |
| 2XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) |
| 3XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) |
| 4XL | 34 in (86.4 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) |
Gildan 2400 โ Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
| Size | Length | Bust | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 in (71 cm) | 36 in (92 cm) | 33.5 in (85 cm) |
| M | 29 in (74 cm) | 40 in (102 cm) | 35 in (89 cm) |
| L | 30 in (76 cm) | 44 in (112 cm) | 36.5 in (93 cm) |
| XL | 31 in (79 cm) | 48 in (122 cm) | 38 in (97 cm) |
| 2XL | 32 in (81 cm) | 52 in (132 cm) | 39.5 in (100 cm) |
| 3XL | 33 in (84 cm) | 56 in (142 cm) | 39.5 in (100 cm) |
| 4XL | 34 in (86 cm) | 60 in (152 cm) | 39 in (99 cm) |
Gildan 18000 โ Unisex Sweatshirt
| Size | Length | Bust | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 in (68.6 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) | 33.5 in (85.09 cm) |
| M | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) | 34.5 in (87.63 cm) |
| L | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) | 35.5 in (90.17 cm) |
| XL | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) | 36.5 in (92.71 cm) |
| 2XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) | 37.5 in (95.25 cm) |
| 3XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) | 38.5 in (97.79 cm) |
| 4XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 64 in (162.6 cm) | 39.5 in (100.33 cm) |
Gildan 18500 โ Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Length | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 in (68.6 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) |
| M | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) |
| L | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) |
| XL | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) |
| 2XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) |
| 3XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) |
| 4XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 64 in (162.6 cm) |
- Review the color & size charts.
- Select your preferred options.
- Place your order โ easy as 1-2-3.
When Will It Arrive?
- โ Made in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Shipping: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Rush Delivery: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Worldwide: 1โ2 weeks.
All products are made to order. Please double-check your size before purchasing. No returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. If there are any issues, feel free to message us for assistance.
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